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Cat Petting Simulator 2014: Play With Your Very Own Virtual Cat in Twine

Cat Petting Simulator 2014: Play With Your Very Own Virtual Cat in Twine

I don’t know who you are, player, but I want you, for at least a few minutes, to feel loved.

So writes the developer of Cat Petting Simulator 2014, a game that I entered with low expectations but was pleasantly surprised by. The warm fuzzies are overwhelming. I don’t know what it says about me or my expectations that I expected the cat to seize my hand and claw my palm, or for the toaster oven to burst into flames, or for something to burst through the door, but either way, I’m happy to see that my paranoia was unfounded. Cat Petting Simulator 2014 is really just a short text-based game about petting your cat and making her happy.

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